HAVE U SEEN MY ROOMIE?!

OK, I don't know whether to be WORRIED or ANGRY. I didn't see my roomie all day yesterday except for this REALLY weird tweet. Did she butt-dial twitter?

AND she didn't sleep in her bed last night. Did she run off with Mr. Depresso? I tried calling him, but nada.

I even asked delicious Sebastian (BTW, didja hear he broke up with the WITCH?), but he kinda blew me off:

It's just...why wouldn't she have TOLD me that? She's not answering phones/texts/tweets/NOTHING. If you guys hear from her, or see her...well, tell her that her roomie is FREAKING OUT. Mmmkay? Now I gotta get to class. Apparently you ROOMIE going MISSING isn't enough to get an extension on your LIT PAPER. Ugh.

xoxPOPPY!