Because THIS GIRL is running things!!!!
Did you see the letter she posted? She's SO MEAN and then "While I appreciate - and I truly DO, my pets - your enthusiasm regarding this year's Rush Week..."
I don't know, everything on campus is so pretty and fun and the leaves are changing colours (doesn't that look way more sophisticated that "colors"? LOL!) and it makes me want to be a PART of something, y'know? Just...not anything having to do with that WITCH!
Do you think she's actually maybe REALLY A WITCH?!
IT WOULD EXPLAIN SO MUCH!!!!